Don't Wink At Me

In addition to “having fun” and “hanging out with friends,” a lot of online daters “enjoy traveling” and want to find that special someone to tag along. Are you looking for a travel partner too? Here are a few singles who might take you on a one way trip to Sexyville.

“Looking for the man to earn the black belt of my heart. Let me magically whisk you away to Japan….. Japan, Iowa.”

“Join the 238,857 mile high club with me. I’ll meet you at the heart-shaped series of craters I Photoshopped in myself.”

“I’ll see you in Hell, where the only thing hotter than the clubs are my obviously digitally enhanced breastesses.”

“Here I am, just hanging out in my wobbly Italian mansion, taking a break on the grand piano. No big deal.”

“Come with me to 1989, when I co-starred in Ghostbusters 2 as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy.”

Pack your bags and hop aboard the Love Plane!

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I’m Naked Under All These Clothes…

August 2nd, 2010 — 5:50pm

About six months ago, our friends at OkCupid published some astonishing findings regarding profile pic myths. Since they covered quite a bit, let’s just focus on one. Namely, the amount of skin that’s appropriate to show. It’s not hard to believe that guys tend to dig booby photos, but I’m pretty sure the majority of the population would believe ab pics a la “The Situation” tend to be a turn off for ladies.

Well, guess what? OKC discovered that’s not case. In fact, they found that skins (as long as they’re not too flabby) meet way more chicks than shirts. However, some dudes bare their bods  a bit much for this broad. Ahem…

I think this one is clenching my heart. Or has to fart.

Check out deez pythons…

…just thinking about it puts a smile on my face.

My question: Who or what is holding that camera? Because I’m pretty sure it’s his wang.

Where my Zubaz at?

Shazam! I actually love this guy.

The ultimate TMA (aka too much abs) photo. Mango, we salute you.