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First off,...</description><link>http://dontwinkatme.tumblr.com/post/17770255109</link><guid>http://dontwinkatme.tumblr.com/post/17770255109</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:45:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ice shanties.
jeffreymartin:

It’s cold in the Twin Cities. So...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuv530KLm1qb97s0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuv530KLm1qb97s0o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuv530KLm1qb97s0o6_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuv530KLm1qb97s0o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuv530KLm1qb97s0o5_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuv530KLm1qb97s0o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ice shanties.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It’s cold in the Twin Cities. So what?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can react one of two ways to winter; complain, be miserable and wait it out &lt;em&gt;or&lt;/em&gt; suck it up and use the weather to your advantage. The folks at &lt;a href="http://www.artshantyprojects.org/"&gt;Art Shanty Projects&lt;/a&gt; do the latter. Over a dozen intrepid teams of artists have created fun and friendly shacks on Medicine Lake, just west of Minneapolis, for a few weeks of unique wintertime activities. There is a costume shack, a print shop, a troll bridge (yes, &lt;em&gt;troll&lt;/em&gt; bridge), a reflection house and lots more. You can’t find this kind of stuff anywhere but the Twin Cities.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Art Shanty Projects will be out on Medicine Lake in Plymouth every weekend until February 5.&lt;/p&gt;
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Hey how r u doin 2day?? U r so beautiful!! Whts ur name?? Well my name   is...</title><description>messagesfrommatch:

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