Don't Wink At Me

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[Blog Title Here]: Five Step Plan

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So easy, yet apparently so difficult! - D;)@M

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After perusing many of the blogs that I follow (women, no harm in that, I believe the odds should always be in my favor) I have come up with a fail safe plan to be the knight in shinning armor.

Step one: sign up for any of the mentioned dating websites that my followers/women I follow are on.

Step Two: Be a decent human being and an overall gentleman. No creepy emails, no over the stop sexual messages and no “I am in town let me stick my dick in an orifice of yours” messages”.
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  Because you know that you appreciate that less than being with an asshole. That’s why it is so goddamned hard.
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